I Identify As An Apache Attack Helicopter
artspace712.com -I Identify As An Apache Attack Helicopter I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter is a copypasta about a male who dreams of becoming a helicopter. It parodies absurd gender and sexual identification posts often found on forums like tumblr exploring the topic by including references to social justice terms like check your privilege.
I Identify As An Apache Attack Helicopter 😂👌🏻. People who identify (by either biological or psychological reasons) as something else than what's normal have a right to do so, and whether they're just acting or are honest, deserve some human decency. It's not rocket science. The apache thing is a satire which mocks a certain group of people, and I am quite sure they have it awful because of it.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.
I identify as an apache attack helicopter. Our annual pride parade. White helicopters who have internalized their cis gendered, racist, heliphobic, oppression to the back please. I'm a white male but I identify as a lesbian helicopter of color, so I'm up at the front.